funnytwittertweets:

elliewilliams:

fruitpilled-peachcel:

otherkinned:

otherkinned:

what should i get at ihop

alright.

isquirtkerosine:

himbofisher:

motherfucker-unlimited:

You only say that shit to me because you’re online and not within range of my arcane blasts

talonflamee:

anotherpapercut:

I just saw the band I Don’t Know How but They Found Me and when we were in line some lady yelled at us from her car to ask what we were in line for and a couple people tried to tell her the band name and she got pissed and started yelling “oh really? you’re in line for it but you don’t know? you don’t know what you’re in line for???” like fucking who’s on first irl

3139586-deactivated20200517:

phartography-universe:

Saved my favorite for last. I love taking unflattering cat photos 😌🙌👌🤌

urbanfantasyinspiration:

hatingongodot:

Yeah bitch I guess u could say I dabble in shenanigans. I’ve been known to engage in some tomfoolery once in a while. Yeah I double majored in antics as well as capers. I’ve committed a folly or two, not to mention horseplay

You college pukes, never even caused a ruckus

damnfool-of-a-took:

bowling-with-skulls:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

Counterpoint: dorm bunk beds